Mostly I am pleasant
Mostly I am good
I answer you politely
Just as you say I should
Yes, mostly I am perfect
You don't hear me complain
But after so much sunshine
We need a little rain

I like to fuss
I like to moan
I like to stand on my chair and say
"Leave me alone! Don't bother me!"

I like to grump
I like to brood
I like to stomp all around
In a truly terrible mood

(Bad, bad mood)
(Yeah)
(Bad, bad mood, ooh, ooh)

When everybody
More or less
Tells me to stop
I go (she goes)
When everybody says
The answer is yes
I find myself saying
"No, no, no!"
I like to gripe (Woah, oh)
I like to whine (Doo-wah!)
And I refuse to share
Whatever is mine
I won't share
(She won't share it)
(She won't share)

(She won't be nice)
Not nice
(She won't be fair)
Not fair
And if you don't like it
I say "I don't care, I don't care"
(Who cares?)
(Who cares?)
(Who cares?)

If you say STOP
Then I say GO
If you say YES
Then I say NO-oh-oh

I just want to get one thing straight
If you're in a hurry
I say, if you're in a hurry
If you're really in a hurry
I'll make you wait
(Come on)
No
(It's late)
No
(Let's go)
No!
I like to yell (She likes to yell)
I like to snit (She'll even snit)
I like to holler and throw a fabulous fit
No. No. No. No. No
No!!!

(Sigh)

But in a while
When I am through
It's possible I'll sing a nicer song for you
(Oh, won't you please?)

Nah, I don't want to
(Awwww)