[Verse 1]
At the bar I had twelve, drove home like an idiot
Yeah I swore that I was sober
Woke up what the hell happened last night
As soon as I rolled over my phone was blowin' up like a bomb in Vietnam
Son of a bitch I didn't mean to send them pics to my mom, but

[Chorus]
In dog beers I had two
Feelin' like Doge, went straight to the moon
Soarin' on a Coors Lite high
Watchin' that neon shine
With blood on my knuckles fourteen is a couple
When you do the math and put that tap draft in dog beers
Put that shit in dog beers

[Verse 2]
My bird dog lived to be sixty-three, in reality he was nine
That is why I drink more than I can count
Walk right out of the bar just fine, fuck it!
Age is just a number, drinks are just a number
Blacked out drunk, who the fuck does this number belong to?
Who did I make that last call to?
All I knew was

[Chorus]
In dog beers I had two
Feelin' like Doge, went straight to the moon
Soarin' on a Coors Lite high
Watchin' that neon shine
With blood on my knuckles fourteen is a couple
When you do the math and put that tap draft in dog beers
Put that shit in dog beers
[Refrain]
Take those bottles, them cans, that keg
That bottom barrel draft and toss 'em all in
Coors Lite, Bud Lite, Nickle Oak too
Gettin' shit faced with my redneck crew

[Chorus]
In dog beers I've had two
Feelin' like Doge, went straight to the moon
Soarin' on a Coors Lite high
Watchin' that neon shine
With blood on my knuckles fourteen is a couple
When you do the math and put that tap draft in dog beers