[Intro]
Hello
Hahaha!
'Ere mum - got any mandies?
Well the thing is was, she- she nipped down the road to get- to get it cos I wasn't- I... (Nah, no she didn't! She didn't)
Yeah she did! (She didn't.) Cos uh (She didn't.), she said that I had to buy it, cos um... (No she didn't, no she didn't - I saw her earlier)
Well I can- I can do the performance myself anyway- (No, I saw her...) Shut up, so this is... (Jesus Christ!)

I just don't know
I just don't know what your name is


[Verse 1]
We're not supposed to
Make friends with you
Because you look so lonely
So we're going to make friends with you

[Verse 2]
We're not supposed to
Talk to you
Because we know you're stranger
'Cause you're no stranger
Than me or you, than me or you

[Bridge]
But everybody's going away
And everybody wants us to stay with you
And everybody's coming to say
And everybody wants us to stay with you
[Verse 3]
We're not supposed to
Make love to you
Because we know you're younger
(You're younger than me)
'Cause you're no younger than me or you
Than me or you
Than me or you

[Outro]
Alright!
Baaa chop it up and do it all the same

Wha's the matter with you then? Oi- (What's the matter...)
Piggy, little piggy [snort] [?] (Little piggy)
Okay I think that's a wrap, should we [?]
Mike, Mike, Mike!
How do you know? How do you know? How do you know that? How do you know that? (Broadcasted in live TV)