[Intro: Wendigo & Christ Dillinger]
Mic check, one, two, mic check, one, two (What's up, n***a?)
Hello, welcome to my channel, I'm Wendigo
I'm gonna be making a no-melody beat with you guys today (Alright n***a)
So step one: You gotta take a hi-hat, and put it very minimally in your program (Like this?)
You can't make it complicated, 'cause people are too- they can't handle it
Then you take the snare drum that everyone else has
This is the snare drum you need (What about the kicks, n***a?)
The one that everyone got, you put it on the 3
And then you have the kick drum, oh I gotta hit this spliff (Hurry up, n***a)
You have the kick drum hit with the 808 on the 1 and the 4
And then really, besides that, all you gotta do is find a rapper with a face tat (Hey, how you doin'?)
Maybe some street cred, um, you know, just your nice friendly guy
I got one right here actually, here
Come on over here, buddy, come on over here, buddy

[Verse 1: Christ Dillinger]
Pull up with a stick and I let that shit hit
And I'm fucking yo' bitch, she be gripping my dick
And she rubbin' the clit, yeah, she wet as a bitch
And the diamonds, they dance on my neck and my wrist
Did that-did that record?
Wait, hold on, can I do a different flow?
I got-I got a different one, is that alright?
Bad bitch, all in a mansion
Pull up, ass fat, the diamonds they dancin'
Run from the cops, I ain't catching no case
Smoking big blunts right to the face
Diamonds on me and they pull like a Pick-Me-Up
Bitch from some foreign country and she gonna, suck me up
[Bridge: Christ Dillinger & Lil Darkie]
Damn, hold on, I think I'm missin' one
Hey, hey Darkie, can you help me out with this?
Yuh, I'm just gonna punch in over and over, uh

[Verse 2: Lil Darkie]
I rap like this 'cause I lack creativity
I have a weapon, that's relatability
When I be shooting, I have great ability
I put them opiates right where my liver be
Got so much ice that I got yo' bitch shivering
Switch up the flow before you getting bored now
Listen to NLE Choppa and Zotiyac
Now I can rap, Wendigo, hit record now
Yo' bitch is flat like a plate or a board now
I purchase items you cannot afford, wow
I got a face tat, I am on tour now
I'm underground, n***a, how you be more down?

[Outro: Lil Darkie]
Yeah
Don't forget children, please do not do anything creative or unique with your art
Spider Gang!