I was just a young boy who never understood
Why you'd like me
Now that I am older, I can finally see
That your just fucking crazy
And you’re far too old for me

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Mrs. Thompkins
What a joy it's been
Now I must go
I can't see you anymore
Mrs. Thompkins
We have had our fun
It’s time to run away from all we've loved before

Paint the picture, I am fourteen, waiting for you at the front door
You were never bothered by my age or the fact that I was so sure
You're still to old for me

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Mrs. Thompkins
What a joy it's been
Now I must go
I can't see you anymore
Mrs. Thompkins
We have had our fun
It's time to run away from all we've loved before

And how could you explain this to your husband if you'd come home late at night with someone half your size
I wonder what your son would think if you told him, but you won’t because he’s a friend of mine

(Chorus)
Mrs. Thompkins
What a joy it's been
Now I must go
I can’t see you anymore
Mrs. Thompkins
We have had our fun
It's time to run away from all we had before