Abigail Barlow
The Queens Song
[QUEEN]
I have everything I need
But nothing that I want
That's not good enough
Is that the best you've got?!

Bring me mimes and fire eaters
And trapezes from the ceiling

And if you tell a joke
And I'm still not amused
You're through

[ENTERTAINERS]
You're majesty
Look here!

I can make a rabbit disappear!

I can balance on a sphere!

I can put my legs behind my head!

[QUEEN]
Do that again and you'll be dead
All the rest of you
Bite our tongue
Hold your breath
Cuz I'm the most valuable quest
Entеrtain
Entertain
That was good
Wasn't great

Entertain
Entеrtain
Wheres my snuff?
Where's my fluff?

[SERVANT]
Your majesty it's right there on the tray

[QUEEN]
Oh
You!

Bring me my silver spoon
And while you're at it
Prepare a goose
And tell them [?]