[Verse 1]
I ain't got much in my fridge
Except chocolate milk and whiskey
And I've only got 'em
'Cause you brought 'em over
We ended up singing Whitney all night

[Verse 2]
Then we went, walked through a drive-through
Bought burritos for each hand
I guess you could say, as my granddaddy said
That I've busted up my give-a-damn

[Chorus]
And I know that I'm broke
And I know that I'm blue
These are the days that I will remember
Remind me to myself be true

[Verse 3]
You kicked me off of my sofa
I've been crying for three or four days
Tore off the cushions
Found dollars and quarters
And bought us some hard lemonade

[Verse 4]
Then we went, rescued a buddy
Had a flat on the tire of his van
'Cause laying in bed is a slippery slope
When you've busted up your give-a-damn

[Chorus]
And I know that I'm broke
And I know that I'm blue
These are the days that I will remember
Remind me to myself be true

[Bridge]
And I don't want to die beneath fluorescent lighting
Looking for a hand to hold, grasping at sheets
The nurse will walk in, take a look at your face
Turn up your last dose of morphine

[Verse 5]
I ain't got much in my fridge
Except chocolate milk and whiskey
Five dollars in quarters
Two Mission burritos
And a pickup without a back seat

[Verse 6]
We'll drive on down to the ocean
Peeling oranges as we sing
Prince and Johnny, Mariah and Dolly
'Cause life is the damnedest of things

[Chorus/Outro]
And I know that I'm broke
And I know that I'm blue
These are the days that I will remember
Remind me to myself -
These are the days that I will remember
Remind me to myself -
These are the days that I will remember
Remind me to myself be true