[Verse 1]
Almost 7
Time to leave work
Hate my dumb boss
I think his name is Edward

My room is stinky
Smells of cheese and weed
I kiss my body pillow
And it's time to yank my peen

[Chorus]
Crunchy Roll
Take me home
To my waifus
And my imotous
She’s got pies and thighs
And tits with eyes
She only costs me 6.95
Oh I'm home
Crunchy Roll

[Verse 2]
I see her in my dreams
She's ’bout real as 2D can be
Her warm embrace reminds me of my own mother's love
And coming to
I wipe my drool
And shake myself and my morning wood aaAHeee ahAH
*Noises of embarrassment*
[Chorus]
Crunchy Roll
Take me home
To my waif-
FUCKING-
Waifus
And my imotous
She got pies and thighs
But that ain't-
Ah FUCK
She got pies and thighs
But that ain't all
She got a heart so big
Anyone would fall
...
What

Crunchy Roll!

[Outro]
Ok I'm done...