[Verse 1]
I'm on the road again
Half drunk with a lit cigarette
I don't know when
I'll be back in this town
At least that's what I tell her
Baby, I'm just sayin'
Maybe I just think too much
I'm leavin' in the AM
Baby, are you stayin'?
I know that you drank too much
And this is what she said to me

[Chorus]
I'm just your ordinary fuck up
There's nothin' special about me
I still bump Ramón Ayala when I get drunk
I'm just tellin' you, I'm not playin' you
I just wanna be the real me around you

[Post-Chorus]
You
Real me
Around you

[Verse 2]
I'm at the same damn place
She's starin' in my eyes, you know I'll give in
I'm wonderin'
If I should walk on over
I said, "Girl, I saw you winkin'
Tell me what you're thinkin'
Can I get your name?
I'm not leavin' 'til the AM
Girl, where you stayin'?
Would you wanna stay with me?"
And this is what I said to her
[Chorus]
I'm just your ordinary fuck up
There's nothin' special about me
I still bump Ramón Ayala when I get drunk
I'm just tellin' you, I'm not playin' you
I just wanna be the real me around

[Bridge]
Mamasita, let's go cruisin'
Back to the hotel, motel, Holiday Inn
Girl, I forgot where we stayin'
It ain't funny, girl, I ain't playin'
Mamasita, tas bien linda
Mejor vamos patras onde tu vivas
Girl, let's go back to where you stayin'
I hope that you don't fuckin' hate me

[Chorus]
I'm just your ordinary fuck up
There's nothin' special about me
I still bump Selena when I get drunk
I'm just tellin' you, I'm not playin' you
I just wanna be the real me around you

[Outro]
You
Real me
The real me around you
You, ooh, ooh