[Intro]
Love, love

[Chorus 1]
He's so perfect and he makes me crazy
I'm in love, I'm in love
I'm in lo-lo-lo-love
I really wanna handcuff him to me
I'm in love, I'm in love
I'm in love with...

[Verse 1: Alexis Mateo]
Daddy Yankee
He's my man, he's my papi
When he sing reggaeton, I get really happy
Every time I see him, I get sassy
Got me nervous and really gassy
In my dreams, he say 'Oye, mami'
'Cause he's my daddy, daddy
(I'm in love, I'm in love)
(I'm in love with...)

[Verse 2: Jujubee]
John Stamos
He's Uncle Jesse and I need him, I need him
His pants are sexy and I see it, see it
Taking off my blouse
Please fill up my house, 'cause
(I'm in love, I'm in love)
(I'm in love with...)
[Verse 3: India Ferrah]
Justin Timberlake
He's bringing sexy back
I follow in his tracks
I sent that Britney back
'Cause I felt very attacked
I'll give him all my love
My hugs, my kisses, he's my drug, 'cause
(I'm in love, I'm in love)
(I'm in love with him)

[Chorus 2]
I'll do anything to make him want me
I'm in love, I'm in love
I'm in lo-lo-lo-love
I cook him dinner 'cause I bet he's hungry
I'm in love, I'm in love
I'm in love with...

[Verse 4: Miz Cracker]
Sylvester Stallone
He played a boxer so he moves around my ring just fine
When things get Rocky I'm like 'Please release the Rocky IX'
Let me pick the speed up, the man is my Creed
Make me wanna play Rambo till I can't pick my feet up
(I'm in love, I'm in love)
(I'm in love with...)
[Verse 5: Mayhem Miller]
Mr. Rogers
Ooh, those sweaters look so warm and fuzzy
Be your puppet, forget about those Muppets
Tall and nerdy with big brains
Be my neighbor on this train
(I'm in love, I'm in love)
(I'm in love with...)

[Verse 6: Blair St. Clair]
Hannibal Lecter
He'll look at me with hunger in his eyes
I'm the whole damn snack
Just serve my heart with a side of fries, super-size
I'm beefing up
And I'll take this pie to the first-place prize, 'cause
(I'm in love, I'm in love)
(I'm in love with him)

[Chorus 3]
I'm his Cinderella, he's Prince Charming
I'm in love, I'm in love
I'm in lo-lo-lo-love
To keep him from me, it would take an army
I'm in love, I'm in love
I'm in love with...
[Verse 7: Ongina]
Henry Cavill
He's my Superman and we flyin', flyin'
And when we touch down I'll be ridin', ridin'
He makes me weak with those blue eyes
Like kryptonite between my thighs
(I'm in love, I'm in love)
(I'm in love with...)

[Verse 8: Mariah Balenciaga]
I'm in love with Jason Momoa
He is my Aquaman, I take his trident how I can
He'll have me bent, I'll have him sent
Yes, I'm that bitch, yes, I'm that fish
He'll filet me, he will slay me
(I'm in love, I'm in love)
(I'm in love with...)

[Verse 9: Shea Couleé]
Chadwick Boseman
Oh, yeah, girl, he's my boo
The mother-tucking Black Panther, what you gonna do?
He's tall, dark, long and lean
And he rocks my kitty world like you never seen
He's the king and I'm his queen
I'm dreaming about what kinda life we'll lead
(I'm in love, I'm in love)
(I'm in love with him)

[Chorus 4]
Didn't know he even knew my name
Until the court told me 'Stay at least thirty feet away'
It's so cute how he plays hard to get
But on this page they forgot to blur out his home address

[Outro]
Love, love
I'm in love with him