Throw my burger in the air, then I drink some of your soda
Then I do a little bit of Hopscotch and bust out the Macarena
Then I train my dog to sit, and then I train my mom to sit
Knit a sweater to impress some girls, but I'm not very good at knitting

That was the most embarrassing thing I've ever done
But the girls taking pictures thought that it was fun
I was running away, then I tripped on my pants
But I saved myself with a cool breakdance

Now it's time to eat my burger and enjoy its awesome taste
I'm gonna open my mouth super wide, and catch it with my face