Vader is a friend of mine!
Vader is my friend
Vader is a friend of mine!
I have a friend in Vader
Vader is a friend of mine!
Vader is my friend
Vader is a friend of mine!

He taught me how to kill and do it easily
He taught me I can do it, when people laugh at me
I've had friends before, they've all been such a bore
He showed me how to dance just like a whore

Vader is a friend of mine!
Vader is my friend
Vader is a friend of mine!
I have a friend in Vader
Vader is a friend of mine!
Vader is my friend
Vader is a friend of mine!

He taught me how to torture, 'til people had no soul
He stabbed a guy with lightsaber and left a little hole
They may say he's evil but I say that's a lie
Trust me he's a super cool guy!
Vader is a friend of mine!
Vader is a friend of mine!

Once I tried to run, I tried to run away
But he cut my achilles tendon with his little blade
He is like a shark, but he walks on the land
He'll try to kill you anyway he can

Vader is a friend of mine!
Vader is a friend of mine!
Vader is a friend of mine!

He will kill my family if I do something wrong
He chokes me with his force powers when I write silly songs
This song is silly so now I'm going to die
He put a bomb right in my underwear
Bye