Well, I'm the...

Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting
Fat guy!
Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting
Fat guy!

I get back from time
I got my power glove
Burt Renolds stole it from me
Got it back
Teleporting fat guy
He's teleporting
And he's so damn fat
Yeah, I am
Teleporting fat guy

Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting
Fat guy!
Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting
Fat guy!

Punch Burt Renolds right in the face
Made him look like such a disgrace
Cause I'm the teleporting
Teleporting fat guy
Punch you in the back guy
I'm from outer space
Teleporting fat guy
Teleporting fat guy
Yeah
Teleporting, teleporting
Tele- tele- teleporting
Yeah, I'm the teleporting guy
Teleporting, teleportang guy
Teleporting guy fat