Feet in the sand
Sunglasses on my face
Hat on my head
I'm in Surf City, I'm in Surf City!

Watch me play my miniature golf
Get it in the hole; panther's biting my hand
It hurts; tiki man humping just for fun
Feeding dolphins out of my hand 'cause I can

CANNON PENIS!!!
This tiki man is biting off my head
SKEE BALL IS FUN!!!
Even though I'm really bad at it

I… am… on… a… pirate ship!
I'm… going… to… kill you!
I'm… in… from… of the ocean!
Now… I'm… in… the ocean!

OH MY GOD, THIS PIZZA'S AMAZING!!!
Surfboards!
WHY DO I SUCK SO MUCH AT SKEE BALL?!
Ice cream!

Vacation over!