So you want to learn the intergalacwhip
The dance craze sweeping from Mars to Zarachnid
Your party's a black hole so flip that waxrim
Don't take no lightyear to get the knack fit

First you whip around your fists like a nasty boy
Now orbit your hips to be a fly humanoid
Do those wormholes, rewind, forward rewind
Now hands on your knees as we creep up behind

So you want to learn the IntergalacWhip, galacWhip, galacWhip
So you want to learn the IntergalacWhip, galacWhip, galacWhip

Before he went and learned the Intergalacwhip
Was a lonely little alien with no one to dance with
But now the boys are lined up past the Nebula cootz
This bad gitzscalapapus puts 'em over the moons

But me, I met a G whose still G-ing the G's
If you can get on my frequencies, transmission received
Look up, you see that UFO past galaxy falcon
I'm coming for your port in the Millenium falcon

We come in peace, we're here to scour your anus, now just dance
Take us to your leader as payment so drop pants
Get up we're made of stars, so do the red giant
And also some butt stuff in THE NAME OF SCIENCE
[Speaking]

So you want to learn the IntergalacWhip, galacWhip, galacWhip
So you want to learn the IntergalacWhip, galacWhip, galacWhip

The twists of your hips and the worm and back!
So now we gonna add a couple new moves to that
Let me see you one time, do the spacewalk
Let me see you one time, do the Space Rock!

Hands to the stars, now hands to the globe
Now stay in that position while we insert the probe
So whip those fists, fists and twist those hips, hips
Do as commanded by your MC Jizzle pits, pits
Now watch me whip, whip, now watch me IntergalacWhip
Now watch me dip, dip, now watch me enter your asscrack

So you want to learn the IntergalacWhip, galacWhip, galacWhip
So you want to learn the IntergalacWhip, galacWhip, galacWhip

Uh uh uh, oh yea
Big bang
Oh right, uh uh
Nebula
That's right
Mercury
Hum ha
Carl Sagan
Oh yea
All the planets
Oh yes
Dark matter!
Ah ha
Meteors!
Mmmm
Pluto!
Okay