Alright! Ian, you ready to do this?
Sure, I just gotta make sure my pitch is perfect
Ahem, mee mee mee mee mee
Dude, shut up!
Sorry
Alright then. Kick that nasty beat
Actually, can you kick it? I just don't feel like beat-kicking today
Fine

What up, party people?
You ready for a treat?
This album's Smoshtastic and it's really neat
So sit back and relax
As we get to the task
Of blowing out your mind
And moving that ass

This is crazy!
This is funny!
And we're taking all your money!
We'll be singing stupid songs until your eggs get runny
We got songs about robots and songs about dicks
Songs about Santa rocking licorice whips
We got metal from a mom and parents sucking
Yeah, emo love ballads and tomahawk chucking
And just when you think we ain't got nothing left
Then we switch it up and hit you with cliche dubstep!
Ugh, that sucked dude
Wh-Whatever man! Dubstep's freakin' hard!
Worst intro ever