Christmas
Christmas sucks
Christmas
Christmas sucks

I'm so frickin' tired of Christmas and all the bullshit it puts in my head
I'm so frickin' tired of stupid presents under smelly trees
I wish there were something instead
That wasn't so stupid and so lame
I guess I have Santa and his elves to blame, yeah
I'm so frickin' tired of Christmas and I
Want it to be dead

I'm so frickin' tired of Christmas, and all the malls and traffic snags
I'm so frickin' tired of eggnog, candy canes
And big ass shopping bags
Every frickin' year it's always the same
Mom gets me sweaters and the wrong video game
So frickin' tired of Christmas and I
Want it to be dead