The greatest thing ever just happened to me, you see
Take that, Mom, you can't tell me how to be
I'm livin' on my own and I've got no rules
Yeah, I rule my own house and I'll tell you what I'll do
First, I'll grab some milk; drink straight from the jug
Then grab a sandwich; eat it butt naked on the rug
All these whack fruit snacks with only five in a pack
(Only eat one!) Fuck that, I'll snack 'til I yack

No more parents
No more rules
Yeah, nice try, Mom, but I ain't no fool
No more bath time
No more hugs
And if I feel like it, I will crap on the rug
No more mommy
No more dad
Livin' on my own; most fun I've ever had
I'm eatin' cookies for breakfast, 'cause I don't give a fuck
Shoot your squirties in the air and scream
Parents suck

My parents ain't around to tell me what I can't say
So I yell fuck, shit and darn every day
My parents ain't around to tell me what to do
So I leave the door open while I take a big poo
My parents ain't around to make me mow the lawn
Instead I'll watch dirty vids with the volume on
My parents ain't around to say I can't watch certain flicks
They won't let me watch Bambi, what a bunch of dicks
No more parents
No more rules
Yeah, nice try, Mom, but I ain't no fool
No more bath time
No more hugs
And if we feel like it, we will crap on the rug
No more mommy
No more dad
Finally I can wear my skanky top that I had
I'm eatin' shards of glass, 'cause I don't give a fuck
Shoot your squirties in the air and scream
Parents suck

No one to make me clean my room each day of the week
No one to read me bedtime stories and kiss me on my cheek
No one to zip my jacket when it's cold outside
No one to tell me to take my insulin when I'm about die
No one to do my laundry when it stinks up the house
No one to cuddle at night when I'm scared of a mouse
No one to tell me to not take candy from strangers
No one to tell me not to show my peepee to strangers

Hey, Mom...

Hi, son
Do you think I could move back in?

Fuck no