[Intro]
So take that to your spleen
'Cause I'm now a part of pen-fifteen
I'm a member, it's true
I wonder what kind of awesome shit we'll do
Hahahaha!

[Verse 1]
Maybe fly and kill evil kings
I hope we do a crap-load of badass things
I can't wait to see what tomorrow brings
And all my dreams come true
Many secrets will be revealed
Will I get a sword and a sweet-ass shield?
My life is changed, and my fate is sealed
And I can stop sniffin' glue
Until my lips turn all blue

[Verse 2]
Bad guys, watch out
I'll slap your face with a big-ass trout, haha!
You'll never know the wondrousness
'Cause you're now the stupidest
And I'm the king of awesomeness

[Outro]
I'll give it all for
Love the taste of
I'm on my knees for
Take the girth of (Pen-fifteen!)
Can't get enough of (Pen-fifteen!)
Dedicate my life to (Pen-fifteen!)