[Intro: Tommy Bowe]
Hi, uh, this is your boss again
Giving you another call
You are late to our Zoom meeting
Uh, you know
Do you think I'm paying you to sleep?

[Verse 1: Courtney Miller]
Early mornin', I still hear you callin'
Don't know why you miss me
I don't see the problem
Can't be late for meetings if I'm not invited
I'm much more productive
When I close my eyelids

[Chorus: Courtney Miller]
Pay me to sleep, pay me to sleep
Pay me to be the girl of my dreams
Pillow talk, hold the talk
Pay me to sleep
I'll sleep the sleep if you can walk the walk
But when you call me, baby
It feels so wrong

[Verse 2: Courtney Miller]
(Siri, wake me up in three hours)
When I close my eyes
All I can see is a beautiful world
Where you pay me to sleep
No conference calls, no work at all
And a giant red crab is chasing me
It has my mother's face and I cry
And I'm chewing my teeth
And I'm chewing my teeth
And I'm eating my teeth
And I'm choking on my teeth
Please, please, please, please, please, please, please
[Chorus: Courtney Miller]
Pay me to sleep, pay me to sleep
Pay me to be the girl of your dreams
(It's honestly like a really smart business move)
Pay me to sleep
I'll sleep the sleep if you can walk the walk
Don't try to call me, baby
You'll get this song

[Outro: Tommy Bowe]
Hi, me again!
You're fired!