Super Virgin Squad
Super Virgin Squad
Their virginity is their superpower
Super Virgin Squad

(Billy!) I can hover high and attack from above
(Stevie!) I can heal people with the power of love
(Paulie!) With my super strong jaw I can bite stuff really hard
They have to be home by ten
Even though they are grown men
Splinter taught them to be a virgin team
(Oh my god, it′s a feral rat!)

Super Virgin Squad
If someone needs justice
(Help me!)
They'll be there to act
They′ll arrive on their chastity bikes with their virginity intact
Super Virgin Squad
Attractive humans are their kryptonite
So they distract themselves every night
Billy thinks about his rock collection
Stevie does ballet to stop his erection
Paulie thinks about what it feels like to die
Engulfed in darkness and deafening silence
In an absence of existence 'til the end of time
They can't use the internet
'Cause porn is everywhere
Have to do research in a library
It′s closed on Sunday
(Billy!) I′m 17 but I look like I'm eight
(Stevie!) I′m 35, but I decided to wait
(Paulie!) Can anyone even understand me, guys?

Super Virgin Squad
Super Virgin Squad
Super Virgin Squad
Super Virgin Squad