[Verse 1: Garrett Palm]
An influencer ascended
Six feet under
We’ll all miss the lad named Shayne Robert Topp
We won’t be forgetting
A lad who loved pegging
All the things that he put in his anal canal
He brought so much beauty
To getting pegged in the booty
From a strapped-on young lass and a bedroom pal
Now that Shayne is gone
Let his legacy live on
Won’t someone please peg my anal canal
Won’t someone please peg my anal canal (Everybody!)

[Chorus: Garrett Palm, Courtney Miller, Ian Hecox, Damien Haas, Tommy Bowe, Keith Leak Jr., Kimmy Jimenez, and Patrick McDonald]
Won’t someone please peg my anal canal (Again!)
Won’t someone please peg my anal canal (One more time!)
Won’t someone please peg my anal canal
Won’t someone please peg my anal canal