[Intro]
Life is better if you smile all the time
Life is better if you only use words that rhyme
Like "sticks" and "tricks" and "bricks" and "candle wicks"
No matter what happens, just smile and twist (Woo-hoo)

[Verse]
I'm the happy fruit and nothing brings me down
Kill all donuts when I come into your to-o-own
Can't wait to kill that pussy donut, son of a bitch
And win the Food Battle and get super flippin' rich
I'm the happy fruit and nothing brings me down
Kill all donuts when I come into your to-o-own
Can't wait to kill that pussy donut, son of a bitch
And win the Food Battle and get super flippin' rich

[Outro]
And win the Food Battle and get super flippin' rich
And win the Food Battle and get super flippin' rich