[Verse]
I told you, don't embarrass me
I told you, you were never cool
I told you not to drop me off in front of the flippin' school
I told you I'm never cleaning my room
Stop crying like a bitch 'cause you're sad
I don't care what the birth records say
You'll never be my dad

[Chorus]
Never be my dad
No matter how many ponies you gonna try and buy me
Never be my dad
I don't care if you get One Direction at my b-day party
Never be my dad
Should have never, ever left for six hours to go to work
Never be my dad
'Cause now I only see you as stupid and a flippin' jerk

[Outro]
Never gonna, never gonna, never gonna, no, no
Never gonna, never gonna, never gonna, no, no
Never gonna, never gonna, never gonna, no, no
Never gonna, never gonna, never gonna, no