[Sharon]
Mmm...
This one here smells great.

[Janice]
Which one?
Hmm...
Smells like Mother's crazy sister, Kate.

[Sharon]
Oh? You think so?

[Janice]
Yeah, I do

[Sharon]
It smells so good,
She couldn’t have been that crazy, I don’t think so.

[Janice]
Oh, you don’t think so, huh?

[Sharon]
No...

[Janice]
Well, she put her poodle one time, in a microwave oven.
[Sharon]
To eat it?

[Janice]
Yeah...

[Sharon]
To *eat* it?

[Janice]
Oh no!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
No, silly! To *dry* it--
But it exploded,
And they were both found dead.
(No, no no no no no no no no no no)

[Sharon]
She must have been out of her head...

Oh, ho-ho-ho
There it is
There’s my favorite perfume we’ve been looking for, everywhere!

[Janice]
Why don’t you buy one for me too and I’ll meet you at the door?
[Sharon]
Okay.

[Janice]
Okay.

[Sharon]
Bye bye...

[Janice]
Bye bye!
Bye bye...