[Verse 1]
Western Union
Oh, Western Union clickety clack
I had a fight with my baby
Ooh how sorry I am
She won't talk to me no how
I'm gonna send a telegram

[Chorus]
Western Union oh yeah
Send my loving baby back to me

[Verse 2]
She won't open my letters
She won't answer the phone
When I'm a-ringing her doorbell
She says there ain't nobody home

[Chorus] [x2]

[Verse 3]
I love you is my message
Just three words and no more
If she won't let you deliver
Slip it underneath her door
[Chorus] [x2]