[Intro: Geoff Emerick, John Lennon, Paul McCartney]
For the benefit of Mr. Kite, (there will-)
For the Benefit of Mr. Kite, this is take 1
Being for the Benefit-
*Whistle*
*bass sounds*
One, two, three, four
*plays a slower version, stops at the first measure*
Take 2
(That was a bit too slow)
*laughs*
That was good, ba da
*more bass sounds*
One, two, three, four

[Verse: John Lennon]
For the benefit of Mr. Kite
There will be a show tonight on trampoliiinnne
*stops playing*

[Outro: John Lennon, Geoff Emerick, Paul McCartney, George Harrison & Ringo Starr]
Take 3
Try and sing it as though you, er, know about the show
Especially in the last verses, when you don't know about the show
Well *John gibberish*
Just trying to foresee it as a big gettin' in, you've gotta get it in
Get in all the little breaks that are left for your singing
For the benefit of da da da, da da geh... de sa de la da la de la
What is that?
I don't know
Oh