[Brian Matthew]
The next few minutes are in the lap of the gods and the hands of the Beatles
In my young days, when I was a lad, they used to have actors in films and now that they-

[Paul McCartney]
Yes?

[John Lennon]
Ay listen

[Paul McCartney]
It's all changed, now, Brian, they're not doing that, no actors

[John Lennon]
It's all changed, now

[Brian Matthew]
Well this is what I wondered
In those days, the actors used to say their best bits were left on the cutting room floor, did you find that?

[John Lennon]
No, no, no, those was the good bits in the film, you should have seen the rest

[Brian Matthew]
Yes
[John Lennon]
Rubbish

[Brian Matthew]
Was it, really?

[John Lennon]
Even worse, yes

[Brian Matthew]
Who was worst?

[John Lennon]
Oh, Paul

[Brian Matthew]
I see

[Paul McCartney]
I think John was rather worst

[John Lennon]
No, it was you

[Paul McCartney]
Oh, Ringo was very good, he was, he's a good lad yes
[Brian Matthew]
He was
They're saying he's a new Charlie Chaplin, do you think that's right?

[John Lennon]
He was miming

[Paul McCartney]
You, too, with Jason

[Paul McCartney]
New Charlie Chaplin

[John Lennon]
Oh, yes, he's an old one
Okay, Ring?

[Ringo Starr]
Alright, John

[Brian Matthew]
He's beginning to look like it, now, then

[Ringo Starr]
Can you hear me?
[Paul McCartney]
Can you hear him?

[Brian Matthew]
Not really I hope not, hope not!

[Paul McCartney]
Hello!

[John Lennon]
We brought you the flowers, Ring

[Brian Matthew]
Not allowed to talk

[Ringo Starr]
Ay?

[John Lennon]
We brought you the flowers

[Ringo Starr]
Oh good

[John Lennon]
And the grapes

[Ringo Starr]
Oh, I like grapes

[George Harrison]
He likes grapes, you know

[John Lennon]
Brian's nose is peeling

[Brian Matthew]
My nose is peeling yes

[John Lennon]
Listen this

[Brian Matthew]
Yes, been in the sun

[George Harrison]
Been to Portugal

[Brian Matthew]
Well guess who's, guess who's top of the pops in Portugal, then?

[George & Paul]
Who?

[Brian Matthew]
Os Beatles

[John Lennon]
Os Beatles? Great, great laugh

[Brian Matthew]
Ridiculous, Os Beatles
I don't suppose you know the title of your film in Portuguese?

[George Harrison]
No

[John Lennon]
Crinsk dee Night??

[Brian Matthew]
Could be, let's hear the number, shall we?

[John Lennon]
Right