[Verse 1]
She came in through the bathroom window
Protected by a silver spoon
But now she sucks her thumb and wanders
By the banks of her own lagoon

[Chorus]
Didn't anybody tell her?
Didn't anybody see?
Sundays on the phone to Monday
Tuesdays on the phone to me

[Verse 2]
She said she'd always been a dancer
She worked at fifteen clubs a day
And though she thought I knew the answer
Well, I knew what I could not say

[Chorus]
Didn't anybody tell her?
Didn't anybody see?
Sundays on the phone to Monday
Tuesdays on the phone to me

[Verse 3]
And so I quit the police department
And got myself a steady job
And though she tried her best to help me
She could steal, but she could not rob
[Chorus]
Didn't anybody tell her?
Didn't anybody see?
Sundays on the phone to Monday
Tuesdays on the phone to me

[Chorus]
Didn't anybody, body, tell her?
Didn't anybody see?
Sundays on the phone to Monday
Tuesdays on the phone to me
Oh, me

[Outro: Paul McCartney, John Lennon]
See that but what were you doing then that sounded like
That's the kind of thing that would be nice
To have like one of the verses like that
Like uh classical
What's that?
What you were doing
Didn't any
Have a couple of them
Didn't anybody tell her
But then just a
Sunday's on, you that kind of variation that it needs a bit