[ Verse 1 ]
What do you get when you work at a hat line?
Nothing but better at telling the truth
You've been thinking of playing something new
But nostalgia keeps you from it

[ Chorus ]
Where's my new console?
Why does my family hate me?
Where is my new console?
Why does my family hate me?

[ Verse 2 ]
Where we're you when Evangelion?
Probably on some terrible drugs
You can't pass right through life like when you choked
I just didn't care, oh I just didn't oh my fucking lord I've had it, had it, had it

[ Chorus / Outro ]
Oh where's my new console?
Why does my family hate me?
Where is my new console?
Why does my family hate me?