[Verse 1]
I'm selfish, deluded, and stuck
But I'm not doing this to make your buck
I want to clear entrance to my soul
I don't want all of you to think I'm fucked up

[Chorus]
And one, and two, and three
Get together for me
Four and five and six
So I don't throw a fit

[Verse 2]
I'm an angry artist beating a dead horse
Whatever will stick, I'll steal from it, of course
Most of my friends got raised through divorce
And I know it's really sad but life is truly short

[Chorus]
And one, and two, and three
Get together for me
Four and five and six
So I don't throw a fit

'Cause I'm an idiot
So I don't throw a fit