Scout: Gotta be kiddin' me, this is who they adore?
Some big zero six squad wishin' they were Battleborn
I'm a pretty big deal, you're a pretty big hack!
Taking everything we made and slappin' on a price tag!
This limey won't recall a thing after I atomise her brain
(Bonk!)
Click it, here's ya ticket, all aboard the Pain Train
A failed prototype, you're a ghost without your engineer
Get over here, I'll pound ya 'till you really disappear!

Tracer: Of all your temper tantrums, this one had to be the worst!
Let me turn back time to spare you that embarrassing verse
In the gaming universe, you play an important part
The world could use more zeroes to show us who the heroes are
Now all eyes on me!
I'll beat you through and through, over and over again, you feel that deja vu?
In a blink, I zip circles around your flamboyant skips, you're just a pretty big pain in the neck to deal with
But there's no need to fear, come loves, let's hear a cheer!
Because it's queer it's Yesteryear now that the cavalry's here!

Medic: The doctor is here, and now it's my turn
It looks like you'll need me for your terminal burns!
If that's not enough to show you who is in charge, wait until my rhymes get Übercharged!
I can squash out a spider, my boot's strong enough
Vaccinate filthy games from all of their bugs!
I'll make a widow out of you and kill that man that you loved
But you just got brainwashed and you pulled his plug!
A flow overdose, there's no cure for my dissin'
Syringes are loaded, let's practice medicine
Widowmaker: I'm sorry doctor, it seems you're mislead
You can't heal your team with a hole through your head
I'm the perfect assassin, you best not forget it
My sniper don't have any mercy for Medics
As I slaughter your squadron, bring them back to fight
Every time I murder them, I feel more alive
With my recon visor, I can never miss
Now stand still boys, pucker up for a kiss

Heavy: Not interested, there's only one girl for me, and she's going to mow you down when you two meet!
I'm the bulletproof Heavy and you best believe I've got the guns to extinct all you monkeys
I'm the tank like none you've seen before
Go back to seclusion and cry some more!
Think you'll outsmart me?
Just try and pull it, I'm yet to meet someone who can outsmart bullet

Winston: No more monkey business, now hear me roar!
I've never seen a hog ugly as. you before
This is natural selection, I'll put you a cage
Now that you've unleashed my true primal rage
I'm the power of science, you're the power of 'roids
Sasha will cower in fear when my cannon's deployed
You'll regret ever trying to beat the good guys
Because unlike your game
Heroes never die