(Introduction)
VideoGameRapBattles!
Player 1: Baldi!
Player 2: Granny!
FIGHT!

(Baldi's first verse)
You learn something new every day
I never thought I'd find a game with graphics worse than mine
And I was made in two weeks time
Grading your flunked design you'd think that I would be your hero
I would sever all your fans, but I just can't divide by zero
It's imaginary
Like the fact that your crap was a frad that had
A fanbase up above the age of kids that learn my math
Class, take out your iPads and please delete your Granny apps
So we don't have to hear the fetus
Of the Neighbor and Slendrina rap

(Granny's first verse)
The only class your set to teach
Is a classic class in irony
The game that aimed to parody, the horror tropes we'd always see
But suddenly, he struck by fame
And I hear every step you take
As you became the thing you have
Now the numbers you calculate are on your lame kickstarter page!
Isn't that a shame?
You started best in class but now you fail to recreate
Every other game, you're a problem
And you can't erase it
And the only answer that I see is
BALDI'S BASIC!!!
(Baldi's second verse)
You got the question wrong!
Everything you said was false!
I won't send ya to detention
I'M THE ONE RUNNIN' THE HALLS!
I'll just take you on a field trip where you'll be taught to admire
The hottest horror icon
AS I ROAST YOU ON MY FIRE!!!

(Granny's second verse)
LIAR!
This bad joke's in no shape to be king
So now let's see how horror's ruler measures up to GUILLOTINES
It's obscene, I'll lock you in the basement
But no one's lamenting
When I break you into fractions
TO ENSURE YOUR TRUE ENDING!

(Ending)
GAME OVER!
Choose your character!
VideoGameRapBattles!