[Intro: Announcer]
VideoGameRapBattles
Player 1: The Neighbor
Player 2: Yandere-chan
Fight!

[Verse 1: Neighbor]
In 2015, there was a lonely little nerd
Who set out to develop Hitman for pervs
Now let's go to the present and I'll tell you what I see
This unfinished fetish game that can disturb the likes of me
It's gory, it's boring, it's bland and devoid
An art style more dull than Yandere Devs' voice
It's all shocks and exploits with girls treated like toys
And a psychotic protag who murders for boys
Disgusting, your concept's just gross
A confused special snowflake with hyper hormones
Now you come to my house, I'll trap you in a cell
Bring you down to my basement and send you to Hell
You think that you're sneaky, I see where you hide
You've always got your head up a students behind
How about I give you some info, chan
You got no idea what you're in for, chan
Before you're to build your Tinyverse to try to front with me
Just remember that you needed my company
[Verse 2: Yandere-chan]
Since I was little, I felt nothing inside
Nothing except love for my senpai
All those between us must suffer and die
So I won't have a problem when I say goodbye
And you're one to talk, far as game design goes
Your nonsensical plot's as messy as your home
What's wrong, are you sad 'cause your family's all dead?
Don't worry when I'm done, you'll see them again
You're really insane if you think I'm outmatched
By this foul Mr. Rogers with his pedo-stache
Going over the top with his mad house and raps
All because that he's lost everything that he has
And don't make me laugh, claiming you'll put me down
*laughter* That's quite the joke, even for a clown
For fighting on campus, I might get detention
But losing this will be your final suspension

[Interlude: Neighbor, Yandere-chan]
You've got quite the mouth, ugh, boy that thing runs
For a chick who can't speak to the boy that she loves
I don't care who you are or what you are about
Just pack up your whack raps and get out of my house
*laughter* As if people'd want to be in
Even I wouldn't hide in that giant trash bin
You'll be afflicted with chronic homesickness
'Cause this public nuisance has just been evicted
[Outro: Announcer]
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