[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
JASON VOORHEES
VS
FREDDY KRUEGER
BEGIN!

[Verse 1: Jason Voorhees]
So, Krueger, we meet again, remember the last time we were seen?
It's when I kicked your ass, in front of millions, on the big screen
I'm the king of all the killers! You'll remember the name Jason
I've been to hell and back! Do you know who you're facing?
It's Friday, Freddy, time to die, as you struggle to see and hear
That no one's truly scared of you, but I'm the true face of fear
I'd love to listen to you die, but you're truly too shitty
I hope you love the bloody taste of my favorite machete

[Verse 2: Freddy Krueger]
It's time to educate you lyrically, you better be ready
No more drowning, you pussy! You're at the hands of Freddy
You're a machete-wielding pussy hiding behind a hockey mask
It took 10 fucking parts to tell the tale of your zombie ass
I'll burn you more than how my own town burned me
You against me? I killed the director of my own movie
Kid, you're so weak. I'll haunt your dreams if you cheat
You do dirty work for your mother, I killed the kids on Elm Street
[Verse 3: Michael Myers]
Trick or treat, pricks, you're boutta get slit
I killed my sister, my niece, you're next on my list
Not even a mental facility could forbid what I wish
You shouldn't have started this, cause it's the season of the witch
You wannabes can't touch this, ran this game since age six
And your worst weapons are Wolverine claws and hockey sticks
So if I were you, I'd leave before you both lose your dicks
You've felt the wrath of Michael Myers, it's Halloween, bitch

[Interlude; Leatherface]
Ha, ha, ha, ha
Ha, ha, ha, ha

[Verse 4; Leatherface]
Now the battle's truly started! Leatherface has arrived
And I'm hungry, coming after you, you better hide
I take pride in the masks I create, I'm the true winner
I'll take you three and bake my family a Thanksgiving dinner
Before that I must skin you all to my victory
I'm the cannibal of history! Buffalo Bill wishes he was me
I'll take the dreams of Freddy and act like nothing has occurred
Then slice you all up, call it a Texas Chainsaw Massacre

[Interlude: Voice]
*phone rings*
Hello, no one is avaliable to take your call. Please leave your message after the tone
Do you like scary movies? Because this next verse is going to make you scream
[Verse 5: Ghostface]
You four better be afraid as Ghostface takes his true place
Do you like scary movies? Ha, this won't be of your taste
Before the end, you'll learn my certain rules to survive
As I film you disgraceful phonies getting buried alive
How the hell could you not have guessed that I'd kill to win the crown?
I inspired a generation of murders in my own damn town
I spit shit so mesmerizing, it's like one of Freddy's dreams
My seven identities have collided and I've made you all scream

[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES