[Verse 1]
Why you so shallow?
Think that you're better than me?
Paper thin and hollow
Some kind of celebrity?
Why you chasin' shadows
When you could be my main squeeze?
We could both meet up and wallow
In all of our self pity

[Chorus]
Scared straight (Yeah)
God sakes (Yeah)
My mistake (Yeah)
Clickbait

[Post-Chorus]
Yeah
Clickbait

[Verse 2]
Put some shovels in the rental car
Music to drown out the screams
Dig a hole in the backyard
Make sure it's seven feet deep
Fill it up with popstars
Throw in the good bad seeds
Call up all their costars
Make 'em play hide-and-go-seek
[Chorus]
Scared straight (Yeah)
For God sakes (Yeah)
My mistake (Yeah)
Clickbait (Yeah)

[Bridge]
High stakes (Yeah)
Blind date (Yeah)
Second base (Yeah)
Click bait (Yeah)

Primate (Oh no)
Lemonade (Oh no, no, no)
Gas breaks (Oh no)
Handshakes (Oh no, no, no)

[Instrumental break]

[Outro]
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I get so triggered
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I get so triggered
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I get so triggered
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I get so triggered