[Verse 1: Yung Lambo]
I got a netherite hoe
I got a netherite hoe
Not a diamond hoe
I have a netherite hoe
I have a netherite hoe
You have a wooden hoe
I have a netherite hoe
To the lava that's where you go
Ay, I have a netherite hoe
Ay, I have lots of diamonds
You are crying
Cause you don't have any diamonds
Yes, I'm spitting bars
I'm going to throw you into the iron bars
Ay, ay
You use iron bars instead of chains
'Cause you're lame, ay, ay
You are lame, ay, ay
You're stinky
Like sand
I don't like sand
Because it's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere
Except I also like glass
Because you have to burn the sand to get the glass
Ay
Bars, bars
I have a netherite hoe
I have netherite armor
Ay, ay
I have a netherite hoe
You don't
So I'm better than you
Because I have the netherite hoe
Unlike you
I am very good
You have wood
I am very good
You have wood
I am very good
You have wood
I am very good
You have wood
Hood Guy is
From the hood
Ay, ay
You know I have the- the bars
Bars, bars, netherite hoe
[Verse 2: Hood Guy]
I just went into the nether
It has very very bad weather
I was just joking, please don't kill me, Pigmen
Well I guess now it is Piglin
Because of the new update
I just crafted a cake
You know you are about to get burned
Because this is the nether
Yeah, I be killing all these mobs
But I just got hit by a Hog-
Lin
You know what I'm doin
All this food I'm craftin
Against the Wither I will fight
I be mining all this netherite
All day, and all night
You know I got torches for light
You know I play Minecraft for life
You know I frick Fortnite
That sounded kinda wrong but you know what I meant
Cause Minecraft is better you know that
Yeah
Ay, you know this is just the way it goes
Have so much netherite
That I even crafted a hoe