[Intro: Royal Flush]
Yeah
You see, we love America in these parts
You see, America's about freedom, burgers, and lots of titties
Yeah

[Verse 1: Royal Flush]
This hot girl's got a fat ass, I just wanna bite her (uh)
I'ma shoot my kids if they ever vote for fucking Joe Biden (fuck him)
America, yeah
I wanna suck your dick
America
If you don't like my country, you make me sick
I eat with my flag
I jerk off to my flag
I wipe my ass with a flag
I love flags

[Verse 2: Twisted Wizard]
Don'tcha fuckin' tell me how to live
I have less pride flags than fucks I give (None!)
Us Against The World, bitch it's just the way it is
No commie sumbitch gon' take my kids
I will never showеr, liberal pussy I devour
Build Back Bettеr? Bitch, I knock down your tower
Turn my F-150 speakers up, up louder
Uh, American Power
Keep it fuckin' country, I will never do the dougie
Canada's a buncha pussies but America will love me
I don't think Tom's from Canada but if he is, I'll suck it up, eh
I put in a day's work, I don't get bitches, I get paid
Been a fan of Tom since someone sent me his songs
Watch him on my phone while I fuck a rabid hog
American Power paid the adoption for my hunting dog
Feed these liberals to the fishes and the frogs
"Hey, we're the IRS, how much money do you make?"
Shut up bitch, I just wanna fuckin' grill for God's sake
Stomp so hard my secret meth lab shakes
Fuck the IRS, throw 'em in the lake
[Verse 3: Yung Snoozy]
There ain't any chorus in this song 'cause it's lyrical
America needs saving, we are the miracles
Stalin wasn't always a super nice guy
I just sold my cousin some green and he got high
I'm not racist, I'm oppressed, you should go and die
I just burned down my house, now I wanna die
See the twin towers and I'm crashing the plane
I just beat up an old man with his cane
I slipped and fell in the bowling lane
My iPhone 5 just slid down the drain
I am very rich and you are very lame
I just beat up an old man with his cane
I'm 'bout to go play Roblox
You know I be rockin' Crocs
I don't even got any socks
Chickens like to say fuck off

[Outro: Yung Lambo]
America
I'm a real American, yeah
I don't live in Canada, I'm a real American man
America, please have my kids
Yee-haw
I love America
Yee-haw