[Intro: Wheezy]
Wheezy outta here!

[Chorus: Hood Guy]
I am very dope, like the stuff you smoke
I cook crack on the stove
I am very dope, like the stuff you smoke
When I shower I use lots of soap
I am very dope, like the stuff you smoke
Asking for a feature, I'm gonna say nope
I am very dope, like the stuff you smoke
All of these boys, yeah, they is just broke

[Verse 1: Hood Guy]
Asking for a feature, better pay me
I am gonna be a billionaire like Jay-Z
Like Mario, you be tryna play me
If I was a statue, you could not break me
Unlike Fortnite, I am not playing no games
I don't have a bedtime, that is for lames
I will film a documentary like Shane
I got left on opened and felt the pain

[Chorus: Hood Guy]
I am very dope, like the stuff you smoke
I cook crack on the stove
I am very dope, like the stuff you smoke
When I shower I use lots of soap
I am very dope, like the stuff you smoke
Asking for a feature, I'm gonna say nope
I am very dope, like the stuff you smoke
All of these boys, yeah, they is just broke
[Verse 2: Yung Lambo]
I am very dope, like I am the Pope
Eating all the soap, I know how to calculate slope
You don't know how to do math, meet a girl naked in the bath
Running down the path, I am very dope
I am very dope for hours at a time
Cannibalism is not a crime
I do it all the time
I drive cars like Optimus Prime
My car is Optimus Prime like the Transformers
I love trafficking little children across the border
Wait, I didn't say anything, I am not a pedophile
I can't return my furniture, I got it from the as-is aisle

[Chorus: Hood Guy]
I am very dope, like the stuff you smoke
I cook crack on the stove
I am very dope, like the stuff you smoke
When I shower I use lots of soap
I am very dope, like the stuff you smoke
Asking for a feature, I'm gonna say nope
I am very dope, like the stuff you smoke
All of these boys, yeah, they is just broke

[Chorus: Hood Guy]
I am very dope, like the stuff you smoke
I cook crack on the stove
I am very dope, like the stuff you smoke
When I shower I use lots of soap
I am very dope, like the stuff you smoke
Asking for a feature, I'm gonna say nope
I am very dope, like the stuff you smoke
All of these boys, yeah, they is just broke