The Boyz
Marcellus Diss Track
Marcellus Essay
{talking until main beat starts}
Yo, cellus ya know we all homies
But we has to do it to em
(YEAH)
{Rapping}
Verse 1 Sam:
Marcellus I'm not playin
Listen up real close and you hear just what I’m sayin
Already know my flow is crazy we know you lookin lazy
Actin' like some zombie inna knockoff movie Day Z
You be lookin like some jay z
His forehead is a monster
Stinky fishy stinky fishy smellin like some lobster
Jumpin in the lunch room like you jumpin off a chopper yeah
Verse 2 Connor:
He be lookin like a snitch might have to put him down
Like a mangy dog im taking him to the pound
Hear the barking sounds
You know you are a hound
Movin round so much you be lookin like a clown
Glock right in my pocket already
Know what's going down
Verse 3 Hatcher:
Marcellus
You got a D on your science test
Outta all the boys i think you got the biggest breasts
You get in trouble because you are a talker (yuh)
And you kinda look like that kid with the walker (yuh)
I don’t even know if you can stand this heat (no pun intended)
Thats why im on the song, yeah this fire beat
Boy want to try me i don't think he wanna
The way I spit these bars they think i am gunna
Be up in this hoe like i am osama (ooo yuh)
Something bout you remind me of obama (ay ay)
It's your-
(fool)
You be lookin like a bbw
(Big black whale)
Speaking of bbw how is your dad doin?
Left tiddy for the milk right is for the juicin
I be smokin straight gas ain't ever gonna catch me with a juul (hell nah)
Pullin up blastin drako in my right uzi in da left
Lookin like a whole cow and them tits providin too
(Yuh gimme the milk)
Verse 4 Harrison:
Cellus quit acting like you from the streets
When really the truth is you smell like cheese
You look that Humpty Dumpty bro yeah that's weak
Couldn't stand up when you fell last week
Yeah I really really really hope you find this
I wish I could give you the coronavirus
You're heavier than gold you must know some pirates
And I looked for your clout and I couldn't find it
Verse 5 Brant:
Names brant look like salamander
Homie im sick i got cancer
Your skin da same color as Prancer
I see yo girl i might advance on her
My mans thinks hes really a gangsta
But he just a loud fatty pranksta
(ayyyyyy)
This verse slaps
Yuh, brant i rap fast, that dont describe your laps
Stop buggin me, we besties on snap
Still hungry? woah, free table scraps
As wide as a cow got you sayin perhaps
Im speakin straight facts homie no cap
Your breath gimmie asbestos ay
See your scale can’t say im jealous ay
Losin two pounds is momentous ay
Dick small, in preadolescence ay
Four course meal for breakfast ay
Look like square piece in tetris ay
Ay, geometric tetris ay
Yuh, dawg i can’t lie
You needa lose weight, bro quit eatin pies
Your gut hangin low but you lookin real high
Man, you prolly jack off to some wack hentai
Verse 6 Connor:
Ya we all on the mic got like twelve people on dis track but i ain't seein you runnin
Only runnin you do is from this heat
This beat
Go cower under a sheet
You half wit hobo deadbeat
(Yuh)
Verse 7 Owen:
Ayo marcellus it had to be done we had to ruin you
Had to toast you like a pop tart
Every time i see you, you be smellin like a fart
This diss track gonna leave you sour yeah its really tart
Look like you from the simpsons yeah I call you bart
You got a wiener the size of a penny
Lookin gay like yo name is Kenny
Pull up to the crib with a thong
You got half of a normal dong yeah
You thought it was over
But to catch the boys cappin is rare like a four leaf clover
Send you to delaware
Like its dover
Verse 8 Everyone:
Marcellus smells like mings AAASSSSSSSSS
STANK STANK STANK STANK STANK HAHAHAHAHA
{talking} {laughing} (ay yuh) (ay yuh)