She played the violin
Since she was a little ugly kid
Her family spoke a dialect
No one else here did
She grew up in her grandfather's house
So her folks could pay for school
That's where we met

It's Christmas morning in my girlfriend's car
And we're driving slow across the bridge
Over the water
It's Christmas morning in my girlfriend's car
Every thought I have is cringe
But so what?

Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong
Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong

Uncle hates the government (ooh!)
And her cousins all agree
That's wеll and good til the guns come out
And I say too much
And they aim thеm straight at me

(Shouted)
All you brats complain about climate change, and the Amazon, [?] weapons delivery overseas
Get out of my house!
Now it's Christmas morning in my girlfriend's car
We're driving back across the bridge
Over the water
It's Christmas morning in my girlfriend's car
And every thought I have's still cringe
Oh-whoah
Christmas morning in my girlfriend's car
We're driving back across the bridge
Over the water
It's Christmas morning in my girlfriend's car
And every thought I have's still cringe
Please forgive me

Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong
Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong

I hold back in the [dawn pass ?]
Our medic friend was assisting evacuees
And sent a telegram video
Of a burning Christmas tree
Inside the ruins of a bomb damaged flat
And the caption underneath
Read "Happy New Year"

Now it's Christmas morning in my girlfriend's car
And we watch him blowing up a bridge over the water
It's Christmas morning in my girlfriend's car
And we've no right to be afraid (whoa-oh!)
Christmas morning in my girlfriend's car
And we watch him blowing up a bridge over the water
It's Christmas morning in my girlfriend's car
And we've no right to be afraid
Let's get married
Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong
Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong
Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong
Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong

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