Original Broadway Cast of Rock Of Ages
Sister Christian
[LONNY, spoken]
Three hundred, three thousand, and thirty-seven Waffle Houses away in the little town of Paola, Kansas.

[SHERRIE'S FATHER]
Sister Christian
Oh the time has come
And you know that you're the only one
To say okay

[SHERRIE'S MOTHER]
Where you going
What you looking for

[SHERRIE, spoken]
Mom, I have to

[SHERRIE'S FATHER]
You know those boys don't want to play no more with you

[SHERRIE, spoken]
I'll be fine, it's my dream!

[SHERRIE'S MOTHER]
It's true

[SHERRIE, spoken]
Why don't you two believe in me?
[SHERRIE'S FATHER, SPOKEN]
And what will the big star do for money?

[SHERRIE, spoken]
Then I'll get a job until I make it big!

[SHERRIE'S MOTHER, spoken]
Sherrie, this is your home!

[SHERRIE, spoken, spoken]
I gotta go!

[SHERRIE'S FATHER, spoken]
Sherrie, you get back in the house this instant or don't bother coming back!

[SHERRIE'S MOTHER, spoken]
Harold!

[SHERRIE'S FATHER, spoken]
Fine!

[SHERRIE'S MOTHER, spoken]
Sherrie!

[ALL]
Motoring
What's your price for flight
In finding mister right
[SHERRIE]
(to herself)
You'll be alright tonight

[INSTRUMENTAL]

[SHERRIE, spoken]
I'm Sherrie.

[DREW, spoken]
Wolfgang Von Colt.

[SHERRIE, spoken]
Sorry?

[DREW, spoken]
O-or Drew. You just visiting?

[SHERRIE,spoken]
Actually, I think I'm here for good

(sung)
It's true...

[DREW, spoken]
Welcome to LA!
[ALL]
Motoring
What's your price for flight
You've got her in your sight

[DREW]
And driving through the night

(spoken)
Dennis! This is Sherrie.
Hey, maybe we could hook up Sherrie with a job?

[DENNIS, spoken]
Sorry, we aren't hiring right now

[SHERRIE, spoken]
Look, a lucky penny!

[DENNIS, spoken]
Uh, I guess we could always use some extra help

[SHERRIE, spoken]
Oh my god, are you kidding? I'd love a job!

[DREW, spoken]
Just until you make it big, of course.

[SHERRIE'S FATHER]
Sister Christian, oh the time has come

[DENNIS, spoken]
I'll let my boy Drew show you around.

[SHERRIE'S MOTHER]
And you know that you're the only one to say

[DREW, spoken]
You want a drink or something?

[SHERRIE]
Okay

[DREW, spoken]
I was gonna go get a slurpee, you want one-

[SHERRIE, spoken]
I love slurpees!

[DREW, spoken]
So do I!

[SHERRIE, spoken]
No way!

[DREW, spoken]
I say "no way"! I'll be right back, is cherry okay?

[SHERRIE, spoken]
I love cherry!

[DREW]
And it don't get better than...

[SHERRIE]
This

(DREW and SHERRIE exit in opposite directions.)