[Starting Clip]
What? No one is here!
Welcome aboard the Doom special
Sit back and enjoy the ride!...
It'll be your last

[Intro: Announcer (Eddiefrb)]
Animation vs. Anything!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz
Verus
Doctor Doom
Draw!

[Verse 1: Doctor Doom & Doombot (True Evil Villiain)]
Tune into the thrilling new beginning of Doom
The villain too illing who's willing to prove it
You'll never catch up with crimes like Heinz
Keep your two nickels, I got Rhymes Like Dimes
DOOM! Not to be confused with Doofenshmirtz
The goofy twerp whose Looney Tune contraptions usually work against him?
Yes. Even my henchmen are ahead of you
Where's your pedigree when your nemeses are a petting zoo?
Your wife took Vanessa, then she left 'ya
That woman is your ex, and they call me the professor
She blew my Reed Richard, flipped it over, slammed it
Just one thrust and busted, like Candace
Now your chance of remarrying is very slim
As for Perry, I'd parry him, then bury him
Put the name of his gang on his grave
Just remember, all caps. O.W.C.A
[Clip]
Look! In the sky!
It's a bird! It's a plane!
It's- DOOFENSHMIRTZ EVIL INCORPORATED!

[Verse 2: Dr. Doofenshmirtz (RecD), Norm (Eric The Audible), & the crowd outside Doof's window]
Ahh, Victor von Doom, how completely expected
And by victor I mean the next to be bested
I don't remember inventing a mech this pathetic
Sir! Well, Norm's the exception
But I mean, just look at you! You act like you're great
But one scratch and you grafted a mask to your face
I mean, geez, you could've at least tried some ointment or, y'know
Only put the mask on when you went out, I'm just saying you had options here
I have a scheme that will haunt you much greater
Behold, the World's Tiniest Violinator!
It blocks the Latverian sun and kills your crops
Now there's famine in your country and it just won't stop
Don't stop!
I can't stop, first I have to put this foe at ease
And prove he Ain't Got Rhythm with no Platypus Controlling Me
After this defeat, go fix your nerd suit, Victor
'Cuz all your plans end with you saying "Curse you, Richards!"

[Verse 3: Doctor Doom (True Evil Villian), Doctor Doombot, and narration sample]
Pop the toolie on Balloony and blow you both full of holes
THE IRON LEADER IS IN TOTAL CONTROL
Dude's different the dimwitted lose to true brilliance and
DOOF'S AN IDIOT while DOOM WAS IMMINENT
SOMETIMES, THE BOMB MIGHT EXPLODE WITHOUT ANY WARNING
Doom's bomb's 'bout to blow, Doof, stop drop and roll
Spew hot coal like snot blowing through nostrils
Might pop pops in the dome and taunt "got your nose"
Father oughta go back the garden gnomes guardin' homes
Holmes, whatever the case is
Do it like kickball and cover all the bases
It's a Fantastic stretch tryna conquer Latveria
But first, get in the state to try the Tri-State Area
Landed in Danville, said "Take me to your Guv'nor"
Proceeded to have a wonderful supper with your brother
He said your mother doesn't love ya I don't blame her
You spend your summers self destructing your -inators
What a failure, gee, I wonder where'd the Time go
So down on his luck that now he's bunking with Milo
Four seasons and nothing to show for it at all
I guess once summer ends, then comes the fall
[Verse 4: Dr. Doofenshmirtz (RecD)]
As a kid in Gimmelschtump, our income was lesser
I was poorer than your live action track record
So growing up in your country might have been nice
But one thing Drusselstein did have is civil rights
So, if we're talking backstories, you've got it worse
Both your mom and your dad died while you were a boy
Neither of my parents showed up to my birth
But they missed all my birthdays entirely by choice!
Messed with Mephisto and you took the L
Blew up your face and it got you expelled
Reed tried to warn you you paid him back well
By sending his son footdiving straight into hell
You sacrificed your lover, and the power drove you cuckoo
Good luck finding another lady that suits you
This isn't a prank, no, my victory was foolproof
The trophy is Doof's, and you'll do what I say! (Woop woop!)