BF: Ugh gettin real tired of seein’ this among us defeat void before I respawn how long have I been out for? everyone else musta left for a new game already… eh … might as well find out who the imposter was this time before I leave too

BF: Wait a minute no no it can’t be it was you again!? It’s always you man!

Black: Hahaha… had you fooled didn’t I

BF: yeah for like the fifteenth time! *Sigh* this game used to be fun ya know red was funny green was witty yellow was innocent pink was nice maroon… ok maroon was kind of a jerk but now every time I think I’ve figured out who the imposter is you slip by and pick us off

Black: Oh you flatter me now go ahead and hit the button to respawn on your next space mission so I can ravage it

BF: no I’ve had enough of this

Black: I kill. You die. Those are the rules

BF: Screw the rules I have money you and me one on one right now

Black: a one on one in the defeat void what a titillating idea

BF: Uh just a one on one rap battle I mean it’s my specialty and and if you don’t have a mic you lose

Black: will this suffice

BF: oh cool your mics red

Black: not at all it is merely covered in blood
BF: Oh I see

Black: Yours

BF: oh I see

Black: don’t worry it will be quick and painful