RecD
The Interlog of death

BF: Hah good try but nobody can outrap Boyfriend WHOA HOLD ON

Black: Huh your reaction time is impressive but your stamina is finite

BF: cmon man I just want to rap you won't win the game more by killin me outside of it heck I’m not even a crewmate

Black: your an imposter as well

BF: I mean technically but not the type that kills people

Black: so like pink then?

BF: more like I don't exactly belong here?

Black: Then why are you here?

BF: Well basically

Past BF: Oo Free among us download from Dad@Dearest.Net? Dont mind if I

Black: You got tricked by a spam email

BF: Yup so now I'm just kinda here until my girlfriend realizes I’m missing and finds a way to get me back out

Black: are you sure you're not a crewmate? You sound gullible enough to be one
BF: How many other crewmates have you met with giant blue hair and a non jellybean shaped body?

Black: Good point well I think that's enough stalling for one day let's just get this over with

BF: I told you already you don't gotta kill me man!

Black: I'm honestly a little bummed out some gory murder should lift my spirits don't worry you'll respawn on the ship just like all the other times I killed you there

BF: but we’re not on the ship that keeps respawning me and even you can’t remember killing me here before or anyone else for that matter what if what if I don't come back?

Black: A permanent death? I could Kill without my hard work being undone by that cursed ship!

BF: I just Funked up real bad didn’t I?

Black: If I didn't have to keep tricking those moronic crewmates and lesser impostors forever I could take permanent command of the airship fly to new worlds slaughter new beings DEAD BODIES OF INFINITE VARIETY!!

BF: This isn't good I better get back to the ship while he's still busy monologuing and warn the others

Black: And where are you going my little guinea pig

BF: uh just going to get you a shabbier stabbing knife yknow to kill everyone forever with be right back?

Black: Wow that was a terrible lie just for that I’m making your death twice as excruciating any final requests before I eviscerate you?

BF: Round…Two?
Black: You're a very persistent shrimp aren't you? Well then let's do a little rematch shall we? Same rules as before perform flawlessly or face instant annihlation

BF: Fine but no more killing anyone if I win

Black: All or nothing it is