Announcer (Spoken):
Welcome, Dreamland sports fans! It's the moment you've all been waiting for; the final round of the GOURMET RACE! On the left, our twelve-time champion, his royal highness, KING DEDEDE!

King Dedede:
Heah heh heh! Bring in the applause! I SAID BRING IN THE APPLAUSE

Announcer:
On the Right... some pink kid that fell out of the sky yesterday

Kirby:
Puyo!

King Dedede:
HE's the other finalist? Hah! This'll be my easiest win yet!

Announcer:
Alright, racers! Take your places! Gentlemen, on your marks... get set, ready, GO!

King Dedede (Sung):
C'mon! Give up, punk!
I'm the best at eatin' junk!
Sure, kid, you've got spunk
But ya just can't beat this penguin hunk!
My gut's world renowned
Only a king can win this crown!
I'm a pro at chowin' down
Go on, get outta town!
Minions:
20 thousand
Forty thousand
Eighty thousand calories!

King Dedede:
This is barely even half a snack
You can't even eat THIS much, so kid, turn back!

Minions:
Cakes and Cookies
French Fries, Meats, Cheese
Soda, Melons, Sugar Peas!

King Dedede:
You don't deserve all these delicacies!
I'll just eat em all now, if ya please!

Announcer (spoken):
This is amazing, folks! Our king is neck-and-neck with the pink kid!

King Dedede:
HUH?! You're still goin'?!

Kirby:
Puyo!
King Dedede:
How's somethin' dat tiny eatin' so much? Argh... c'mon, gut... just a little more..

Kirby:
Puyo?

King Dedede:
I don't... want your pity! I can't lose! This race... is MIIIINE!

King Dedede (Singing again, but slowly):
I'm... Fine... At my best!
This last lap's the easiest!
One... more... melon left
Then I can take a rest...

Announcer (Spoken):
And the winner is... THE PINK KIIIID! What's your name, son?

Kirby:
Kirby!

King Dedede:
Ughh... I'm gonna get you... Kirby...