[LANCER]
(Spoken)
Ho Ho Ho! I'm a sweet little boy who needs your help with his evil plan!

[RALSEI]
(Spoken)
Why would a sweet little boy have an evil plan? And a moustache?

[LANCER]
(Spoken)
For friendship, of course!

[RALSEI]
(Spoken)
That doesn't make any- well, if it's for friendship, I suppose we can help you!

[LANCER]
(Spoken)
That's the spirit!

[LANCER]
Step right on up!
And let the clown generated content begin!
Now's the time to show your smarts!
Make something tough!
Or at least something tough enough to make us win!
Just arrange these premade parts!
For your perusal, I've assembled lots of fancy bits!
So place them anywhere you think the pieces might fit!
Vary it!
I need a super versatile ass-thrashing machine!
For asses that aren't yours, of course, I mean

Give it some guns! They're really good at shooting heroes in the body!
Avoid shoddy craftsmanship!
Second to none! Lively and elegant without appearing gaudy!
Cool and Hot and Cute and Hip!

Wait that's a duck
That's just a duck. Guys, that is just a duck
It's just a duck. You're gonna lose lots of points for this
Total miss!
It's still a duck. You're making it even more duck-like still
Your machine sucks ass, and always will

[LANCER]
(Spoken)
Wow! This design is great! are you sure you're not evil?

(SUSIE)
[Spoken]
HA! TRICKED YOU!
...is that a duck?