(Spoken)
[Dedede]
Heh heh heh... So we meet again... Kirby

[Kirby]
Puyo?

[Dedede]
You thought you could eat more food than ME? Well try eatin' when I'VE GOT ALL THE FOOD IN DREAMLAND!

[Kirby]
Puyo!

[Dedede]
What's that? You want it back?
(Sung)
Then TAKE IT!
BY FORCE!
(OF COURSE!)

(Spoken)
[Kirby]
Puyo?

[Dedede]
(That means fight me.)
(Sung)
Let's Brawl!
You and me, Pink!
Better give your all!
If you think you'll beat Dedede

You're in for quite a treat...
And also for a STOMPIN'
CRUSHIN'
DEFEAT!

[Kirby]
Puyo!

[Dedede]
TAKE THAT!
I Can suck too!
All this penguin fat
Makes me better at it than you!

What's that? Flyin' away?
WELL I CAN TOO so you're stuck!
No luck!
You'll stay!

[Dedede and Minions]
Don't Whine and Cry
This match is totally unfair!
You're a punchin' bag
And I've got moves to spare!
This 'ere wrestling ring is
Where a king can fight & thrive!
So say your final prayers
'cos you ain't leavin' alive...

[Minions]
Praise to the mighty King Dedede!
For his victory quickly draws near!
Through the fiercest ferocity
Witness atrocities
Live right here!
(AUGH!)

(Spoken)
[Dedede]
Did you. Did you just. Eat That Dee. And steal his soul?

[Kirby]
Puyo!

[Dedede]
...AWWWW! I TWISTED MAH ANKLE!

(Sung)
OH, I'M SO WEAK!
I'M STUCK DOWN, I'VE LOST MY GROOVE!
WHITE FLAG! YOU WIN, KIRBY!
BY TECHNICALITY, THOUGH!
'COS I
CAN'T MOVE!
[Kirby]
Puyo...

[Dedede]
The food... YOU WANT THE FOOD, RIGHT?!
I GOT A LOTTA THAT HERE! SO DIG IN, EAT WELL, EAT FREE!
The only thing I ask is...
FOR ALL THAT'S GOOD AND HOLY, DON'T EAT MEEEEEEEEEE!

(Spoken)
Welp... there goes the food... Prob'ly shoulda ate some before the fight...

[Waddle Dee]
Your highness! Great work out there today! Should I set up a rematch with Kirby once your ankle heals?

[Dedede]
Are you kiddin'?! I can't fight THAT thing one on one! Someone else can do it! ...Someone ELSE can do it. Waddle Dee! Take this down for me! I need... I need a MONSTER... to clobber dat dere Kirby!