NEIGH-BORES MIX
(Boyfriend, Edd, Eduardo)

Want a go?
Then you’d do well to know
Might seem an average bloke
But there’s lots of odd folks drawn to me!

I can tell!
You've got housemates from hell!
But my world's chock full of strangeness
Rap battlin’ weirdos effortlessly

I'll give you a tip while you're formin’ your quips
This whole place is Edd’s world
You've just walked onto my scene!

Might think that you’re player one, with your wordplay and puns
But the hero wears red, and the sidekick’s dressed in green

This hoodie’s a national treasure!
It’s been on thе flippin’ BBC
Your skater attire is far less inspirеd
Go back to 1993!!

Haven't you seen me around, pal?
This backwards cap is everywhere!
From kickstarter cash to bootleg-y trash
I got renown and fame to spare!
Oh, you want to talk about a spread?
Well, I'm about to make ya freak!
I've been to hell, to space as well
I even went to Tesco last week!
Might have only been around a year, but
My skills are revered, top that!

Never seen such an excess of pride
We’ve already tried two Matts!
Everything else revolves around me
Even I'm a little floored
I launch careers whenever I'm near
I raise dead fandoms, even yours!

Hey!
Hey!

I don't need you to help me keep my sway!
Want to keep your sway? Then keep rappin’
Nobody likes a quitter!

You want the tea? I'll be happy to deliver!
Just don't blame me when it spills and you get all burned!
I can take it, if there's one thing that I've learned
When you spit fire you might get burned!
Are ya sure, bud? Kickin’ a bomb!
Your hopes are dimmer than Tom!
I've kicked one before where I'm from!

C’mon, man, pick up the pace!

They'll feel this burn from space!
Your threats are plain as your face!

You're hardly built to last!

Your best days are long past!

You're fadin’ fast!
You're fadin’ fast!

Man, that was a blast!

Gosh, that got intense!
Feels like a revival!

Now you're talkin’ sense!
I could be your rival!

‘Fraid that won’t be needed
Got one livin’ right next door!
Bring him on! I'll beat him!
Come on, what are you waitin’ for?

Well, well, well…

Look at you losers, I'm kind of impressed
That you found someone lamer than you for a guest!
That sad little gnome will feel right at home
So who’s he replacin’? No-eyes or dumb-dome?

For your information, he's just passin’ by
You huge irritation to all of our lives!
Man, what's your problem, you're one giant joke
A diet Edd drinkin’ Diet Coke!

Both you and I know who's numero uno
Got fancier duds and a fancier place!
A prettier lawn for my friends to stand on!
Jon: You consider us friends?
I’ll punch in your face

You're just a copycat, jackin’ Edd’s style!
An ill-tempered bully with food in your smile!
It's easy to know that it ain't even close
You scream second-place from your head down to your toes!
I'm not in second place!

That big lame-o mophead draws even worse than his terrible puns!
My painting should have won!
You still dredgin’ that up? You and I both agreed you should have won!

Why don't you losers just buzz off, move away and don't come back?

Under your shell, you seem troubled and soft
And that shell’s about to crack!
You're the one who’s soft
And that's a fact!
I'm burstin’ with fame! Just open the internet!
Look for my name, how popular can ya get?

I've fought off zombies, outwitted Zanta's schemes
And I'll take both over one more Eduardo meme!
Yeah…
Man, I’m a freakin’ meme!

Tell me now, when was the last time you've seemed relevant, Edd?
Bout to put this to bed!
You think that stuff makes you cool? In your dreams!
Go back to bed!

What a waste of time!
C’mon fellas, let’s roll!

Best make like a mime!
Shut your stupid pie-hole!

If you have a change of heart
Blue kid, knock on my door!

I might not be smart
But
Even I know that you're just a big neighbore!

(Eduardo punches Jon)

(Spoken)
Jon: Oww! I didn't even say any-
Shut up





END MIX
(Boyfriend, Edd, Tord)

(Spoken)
I’m unstoppable!
Hahahah!

(Sung)
Hello, old friends! Am I unexpected?
Just came to crash your party!
I'll give you five fleeting seconds
Run or you'll be deathly sorry!

Hey, you can't just up and terrorize us
We all thought you were gone!
We can talk through why you despise us
But first get the ‘ell off my lawn!

While you lounged about like snails
I made my plans to strike again!
Sent the feds far off my trail
By inventing TordVPN!

I got your back!
I’ve stopped a lot of maniacs at home, you know!
Leave it to me, everything’ll be
Sunshine, lollipops
Uh oh…

Good news, Edd!
I have changed my mind!
Your stupid friend truly touched my heart!
So try in vain to scatter, it doesn't really matter
Cos I'll be blowing you apart!

If you want a fight, it's a fight I'll bring!
I've had it with your wanton destructive rage!
Can't punch for nothin’ but I like pressin’ buttons
So I'll press these arrows til you've been upstaged!

Good, very good! Keep pressing buttons!
Don't mind the missiles locking on!
I'll rejoice in killing, it'll be so thrilling
Once you both are dead and gone!

Feast your eyes
On
Your demise!
I know that dudette broke your heart
But back then you weren't drawn so great!
So get out of the robot, have another go, bet
Now you'll find somebody else to date!

That's so old, where’ve you been, man?

It's all of us he's seen, man...

I'll show him some classic stuff! Let's start with your blown-up face!
Ha ha!

Do you really think we are dumb enough to just stand here in place?
Ha ha!

Dodge as you might, won't give up the fight!
This robot cost me years of work!

So many prototypes, hours to code it right
Show some respect, you cocky jerk!
C’mon, have a soul…

Where's the friend I knew? Seems all you ever do is sneak around and plan attacks!
Doesn't suit you well, I know we've been to hell
But live like this and you’ll go back!
Fire in the hole!

Tord, this isn’t right!
I don’t care! Die!
Done playin’ fair! Die!
Die a thousand deaths, my dear old friends!
You can’t dodge my full assault so just accept your end!

Time to say goodnight!
Gotta leave ya hangin, this song is bangin’
And it’s been a lot of fun
But when you were busy, someone else got pissy
And they’ve got a fully-loaded, well-aimed harpoon gun!

(Spoken)
Oh no…

(Eddsworld Intro Jingle)