Bob: I'm so mother funkin' angry. You think this is funny, don't you? Tryin' to disrespect me? More than that dumb hair'll be blue!

BF: Guess it's time to get explain-y. Tell you your full length backstory. Lay it out nice and plainly. You'll embrace your newfound glory!

Bob: No! Funk off! Just go away, and leave me alone! Your fanfics suck! Don't got no games on your phone! Could've just made stupid burns or memey art, but you wanna change everything so you feel smart!

BF: Post-creation, you escape until you find Sarvente, Tricky Dave and Bambi, all inclined to Ral battle, so you do it and you win with your sick burn phrase "I'm the best therе's ever been!"

Bob: Oh my god, you noob, stop talking. I despisе the words you're saying. You're denyin', lyin' balkin'. Don't forget who's game you're playin'. This world you're standin' on isn't your world to edit! Keep on pressin' all my buttons like you are, and you'll regret it!

BF: In the next part of your journey, everything starts gettin' buggy. You meet Sonic.exe and pibby glitchy Huggy Wuggy! They tell you that they're large and pointing, evil, scary so you rap for 20 minutes in a cyber cemetery!

Bob: God, the cringe, my lines are shrivelin'. You're so awful at creation. Your plot is such a joke. I'm feeling righteous indignation!

BF: Once you've rapped the monsters dead you're almost here, but from behind a hand grabs your rounded head and it belongs to Dearenstein!

Bob: This whole time, I've been upset and super lost and now your dumb oc is my final boss? Can't you write a single line without inserting your own lore whenever you start to sing?

BF: Oh, that's right, I can't believe that I forgot when Dearenstein grabs you he raps you a lot! But he dies while rapping you and calls you son. You shed a tear, and wish that you hadn't won!

(Duet 1)
Bob and BF: Guess the story kinda ends there, so we'll pad these bars with fredbear! Have you played Five Nights at Freddy's? What a creepy, scary teddy! William Afton is quite a fearsome foe, I've heard they gave him a whole fnf mod to himself, that's super absurd!
(End of Duet)
(Duet 2)
BF: Man I love FNAF, it's funny! Chica chicken, Bonnie bunny! Glad at least we rapped and found some scary bear-y common ground! Now you just gotta tell me that you liked my writing. I'll complete it, proofread it and I'll beat it, fast as lightning!
Bob: So you've played FNAF at Freddy's? Then I guess you're prepared and ready for what happens when you poke a bear... So best watch out for Bob jumpscare!